Heartache to Heartthrob
Ending a relationship is never a pleasant experience. Closet Caucus offers 3 packages to take you from dumped to debonnaire. Services are kept confidential, so your personal life will remain personal.
All services come with the booklet The Closet Caucus Guide to Breaking Up in the Beltway, which offers tips and suggestions for getting through your breakup. Because looking and feeling fantastic is the best revenge.
Breakup Bootcamp
The relationship is over, and you feel at a loss on how to move forward. Breakup Bootcamp is a way to let go of the past, do some decision-making, and push forward confidently with your love life.
Through this service, we will gather together items that are reminders of or belong to your ex. Items are then placed into categories:
- Things to keep.
- Things to return.
- Things to sell.*
*(Everything related to this service must remain legal. In other words, I won't help you sell her car on eBay as a revenge tactic.)
Additionally, Breakup Bootcamp offers the optional service of helping you disconnect with your ex through technology. Twitter, Facebook, Email, and texting all provide potentially harmful ways of keeping you linked to your ex. We will sit together and begin to untangle these forms of connection, so you can let go and get on with your life.
Prices begin at $150.
The 007 Package
Cool. Calm. Collected. Seductive. If you have lost your inner James Bond, it is time to live and let (your old relationship) die.
This package includes:
- Everything in Breakup Bootcamp
- A New Client Assessment
- A 1-day Wardrobe Edit
Prices from $525.
The Bourne Package
The ultimate get-over-the-relationship package! The Bourne experience helps you reclaim your identity and get back to the man you were.
This package includes:
- Everything in Breakup Bootcamp
- A New Client Assessment
- A 2-day Style Workshop (which includes a Wardrobe Edit)
Prices from $800.
To schedule an appointment or for more information, contact info@closetcaucus.com.